Varooom! Thanklessly she takes you where you want to go. Screeching around corners and barreling down highways she never complains, she only asks for more. She carries your friends, your family, maybe even your unicycle; wherever you go in life there she is. On sunny Saturday afternoons you polish, shine, wax and detail her every inch, her every curve. Parking lots strike fear into your heart and every trip to the mechanic brings you to your knees in prayer. She is probably the second biggest si …